Ladles and jelly spoons, we are LIVE from AlcalĆ”, Tenerife, taking a laid-back stroll through one of the islandās most underrated coastal villages! Today, Iām joined by Betty & Trevor from Northern Ireland, a fantastic couple whoāve been married for 39 years (despite meeting over an engineering degree š¤£).
š Whatās in this episode?
āļø A gorgeous walk along the maritime promenade of AlcalĆ”.
āļø Betty & Trevorās travel tales (including a HAUNTED IRISH PUB).
āļø Tenerife tourism gossip ā ā¬9,000 hotel suites & sneaky Airbnb laws!
āļø A surprise guest! Meet Andres, a Colombian PR worker & YouTuber-in-the-making.
āļø Ocean safety tips ā Why Tenerifeās waters are more dangerous than you think.
āļø Delicious food recommendations ā Schnitzels, pork cheeks & FREE SCHNAPPS.
āļø Timās travel tales ā Helping stranded travelers, dreaming about BMWs, and why buying a beer in Canada is more expensive than saving a charity!
š Stick around for bad jokes, local tips, and some truly unexpected moments. If youāve read this far, type PLAZA in the comments so I know youāre a real one!
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File Name: AlcalĆ” with Betty and Trevor
Duration: 1 hour, 28 minutes
Date: March 20, 2025
Location: AlcalĆ”, Tenerife
Overview
This transcript captures a live walking tour of AlcalĆ”, Tenerife, led by Timothy Dowd, accompanied by Betty and Trevor, visitors from Northern Ireland. Throughout the tour, Tim narrates the sights, history, and quirks of the area while sharing personal stories, interacting with locals, and indulging in his signature humor.
The journey covers local attractions, cultural insights, ocean safety tips, hidden gems, and the realities of Tenerifeās tourism industry. It also includes an impromptu interview with Andres, a Colombian PR worker and aspiring YouTuber, and some friendly banter about life, travel, and retirement.
Key Highlights & Topics
1. Exploring AlcalĆ”: A Hidden Gem on Tenerifeās Coast
ā¢ AlcalĆ” is a charming village between Timās home and Los Gigantes.
ā¢ A one-road town with a beautiful town square, ocean views, and a maritime walkway.
ā¢ Discussion of local cafes, bars, and a dog rescue charity shop.
2. Betty & Trevor: Guests from Northern Ireland
ā¢ They come from Donaghadee, a coastal town near Belfast, famous for its lighthouse and old pubs.
ā¢ They share stories about tourism in Belfast, cruise ship stops, and a haunted Irish pub.
ā¢ Betty worked in risk control; Trevor was an engineer in TV encryption and broadcast technology.
ā¢ They met at Queenās University Belfast, studied electrical engineering, and have been married for 39 years!
3. Tenerife Travel Tips & Tourism Talk
ā¢ Discussion of Tenerifeās shifting tourism industry from mass tourism to high-quality experiences.
ā¢ Mention of Gran Melia Palacio de Isora, a luxury hotel with an adults-only āred levelā at ā¬9,000 per week.
ā¢ New Airbnb regulations requiring rental properties to be officially registered.
4. Spontaneous Interview with a Colombian YouTuber!
ā¢ Andres, a young Colombian PR worker, joins in to discuss hotel industry secrets.
ā¢ He critiques the Gran Melia hotel, calling it overpriced with declining quality.
ā¢ Andres is also an aspiring YouTuber, and Tim gives him advice on content creation and engagement.
5. Ocean Safety & Natural Swimming Pools
ā¢ Discussion about cold-water shock, a common cause of drowning in Tenerife.
ā¢ Natural volcanic pools near the beach and how they fill with seawater during high tide.
ā¢ Waves are dangerous, and Tim humorously comments on tourists taking risks on slippery rocks.
6. Retirement, Life Advice & Funny Stories
ā¢ Betty & Trevorās retirement: Gardening, gym workouts, and socializing.
ā¢ Tim shares a hilarious dream about buying a BMW and his past adventures in Canada & the U.S.
ā¢ He recalls a good deed in New York, helping stranded Welsh charity workers get home.
ā¢ Northern Irelandās passport situation post-Brexit, allowing dual UK & Irish citizenship.
7. Food & Travel Recommendations
ā¢ Playa de CamisĆ³n, Los Cristianos, and La Caleta for beautiful beaches.
ā¢ Little Germany restaurant in Tenerife: Amazing schnitzels, pork cheeks, and free schnapps!
ā¢ Camel Travel, a Lanzarote-based travel agency, recommended Timās channel.
8. Fun & Final Thoughts
ā¢ Tim gives a shoutout to loyal viewers and a secret word: āPlazaā (inspired by Bar Plaza).
ā¢ Final jokes and wishes Betty & Trevor a fantastic vacation.
ā¢ Hilarious ending: āSee ya! Wouldnāt wanna be ya!ā