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How Did I End Up at a Crematorium This Morning?

Join me for a sun-drenched wander through the beautiful old town of Adeje, Tenerife

Ladles and Jellyspoons! I may have been fashionably late, but what a morning it turned out to be! Join me for a sun-drenched wander through the beautiful old town of Adeje, Tenerife — from the crematorium (don’t worry, I’m still alive!) to gossip cafés, secret gardens, and the best Canarian chicken you’ve ever seen.

I chat with you lovely lot live, reflect on the cost of living here in paradise, and give you the inside scoop on everything from Jamie Oliver’s chickpeas to Easter processions and the magic of Barranco del Infierno.

Plus, I spill the beans on my video gear, tell you how to make hummus (badly), and give a heartfelt shoutout to our Steph — sending love as always.

Don’t forget: the secret word of the day is “cemetery”. Pop it in the comments if you watched to the end — I know who my legends are!

Much love from Tenerife,

Tim

Useful Links:

My blog: https://timothydowd.com/blog Events & meetups: https://timothydowd.com/events Join Balcony Banter every Monday! Watch the Easter procession live: https://adeje.es

Here’s a detailed summary of your most recent transcript titled “Will I ever be on time again?” (Duration: 1 hour, 42 minutes):

Overview:

This transcript captures a relaxed and meandering live walking vlog by Tim Dowd, a British expat living in Tenerife and host of Living with MS in Tenerife. It documents his spontaneous reflections, chats with viewers, local insights, and social commentary, all while strolling through Adeje Old Town.

Key Themes & Segments:

1. Late Start & Casual Introduction (0:00 – 3:00)

Tim humorously laments being late and starts the vlog near the crematorium. Mentions Christina is having a “lie-in” and references it being “Mourn Day Thursday” (a pun). Comments on his tech setup and lack of Wi-Fi.

2. Chatting with Viewers & YouTube Commentary (3:00 – 13:00)

Shoutouts to regulars like Yvonne, Alan, and Wayne. Reacts to a YouTube channel “Tom and Elspeth Clips” with good-natured critique. Talks about the Barranco del Infierno (Hell’s Ravine) and access rules.

3. Adeje Walkabout & Local Commentary (13:00 – 35:00)

Shares scenery while walking past gardens, public art, the town health centre, and cafes. Comments on architecture, signage, and local language quirks. Mentions upcoming parades and events, like the Stations of the Cross. Reflects on rising living costs and housing struggles, especially for hotel workers.

4. Social & Economic Reflections (35:00 – 41:00)

Offers a thoughtful critique of income inequality, rent inflation, and broken housing systems. Suggests creative policies, like pegging rent to a percentage of income. Questions capitalism’s reliance on “money as an exchange system.”

5. Historical & Cultural Tidbits (41:00 – 52:00)

Discusses Adeje’s cultural roots and the Stations of the Cross procession. Talks about the Easter celebration and how it ties to community traditions. Offers dining tips at local chicken spots like Oasis and Otello.

6. Tapas Route & Local Eats (52:00 – 1:10:00)

Describes the Ruta de Tapas, a tapas tasting contest with voting and prizes. Shares personal anecdotes about strange food combinations like “pizza and chips” seen in Ibiza. Details tonight’s dinner: a Jamie Oliver recipe (aubergine & crispy chickpeas).

7. Community Vibes & Social Life (1:10:00 – 1:22:00)

Interacts with viewers from all over (Southend, Scotland, Manchester, Dublin). Shares updates about local strikes, viewer Steph’s health journey, and his own MS challenges. Reflects on how far we’ve come, yet how some luxuries of the past are now common.

8. Final Stroll Back & Reflections (1:22:00 – 1:42:00)

Walks back to the car through quiet streets. Highlights local landmarks like health centres, schools, and fire stations. Ends with gratitude, viewer shoutouts, and a reminder about his next live stream.

Tone & Style:

Warm, conversational, humorous, and community-focused. Blends personal musings with practical info, social awareness, and friendly banter. Engages viewers with genuine affection and candid updates.

Notable Mentions:

Shoutouts to Josie and the Pussycats, Tony Bennett, Webby, and others. Commentary on Easter traditions, Canarian culture, and socioeconomics. Mentions of his website: timothydowd.com and blog/events/live links.